What is the definition of Southampton Seeds?

Ah, Southampton seeds - the humble beginnings of the world's most stubborn, yet utterly delightful, snack. Imagine if you had a tiny, unassuming, green pod with a mind of its own, popping up in your backyard one sunny day, only to sprout into a cornucopia of fluffy little green buns that refuse to stop you from devouring them. But let's get a bit edgier: "As I stood in the field, feeling like a kid who just lost a game of tag to a particularly persistent pumpkin patch, I realized Southampton seeds were more like a bad omen that said, 'You'll never get enough of me!'"